February 2012
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bleeding followers at the moment. nobody gets me. waaah :’(
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Me: It hurt so bad, I thought I was having contractions at one point. I was like, shit, what am I going to do with a baby?! Mum: …where would that baby have come from, Hayley? Me: …sitting on sperm in public toilets…? Mum: who fucking raised you?! how are you a science teacher?!