batten the hatches.

my girlfriend is so supportive and lovely. she really does just want me to be happy and do whatever makes me happy. i feel bad for her because i am much more ‘PLEASE NEVER GO AWAY FROM ME JUST STAY AND BE MISERABLE IT’S OK I WILL SNOG YOU AND THAT SHOULD BE ALL YOU NEED WAAAH.’ i wish i wasn’t an emotional cripple; i re-read The Perks of Being a Wallflower today and cried in my locked car, in the train station car park, after the last page. anyway, i digress. my real point is that i love her and i am very lucky. i hope she knows that.

14/5/12

Made my Year 8s work in complete and utter, mind-blowing silence for a full hour today because I am the realest bitch. 

…this is why you should do your homework, kids. 

11/5/12

Alison got 93 on her law exam. She is going to make me so much money so soon ha.

10/5/12
Tickets for 20th June with the babe purchased. Hope she’s excited :)

Tickets for 20th June with the babe purchased. Hope she’s excited :)

7/5/12
Alison’s bedroom is all cozy and homely like this one. I liked having an old school Chadwick night last night.

Alison’s bedroom is all cozy and homely like this one. I liked having an old school Chadwick night last night.

(via dreaminginsilverandpink)

7/5/12
maintaining a composed demeanour in front of the children. always.

maintaining a composed demeanour in front of the children. always.

3/5/12
working 8.30 - 3…

…what a way to make a living.

the things that were most annoying about today include:

-being heckled down the corridor as ‘Mrs Faaaaairyyyyyyy.’ I am 23, with the face of a 15 year old. ‘Mrs’, really?!

-‘omg Miss, you’re coming to Drayton Manor too?! yesssss!’ from the girl who routinely talks over me, answers back and mutters obscenities in my direction. I would much prefer you showed your love for me by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP EVERY LESSON.

-‘Miss, I have a giant chocolate bar! I would offer you some but you always say we’re not allowed to eat in the lab.’      …fuck, I teach them too good.

-3 separate trips to the secret staff tuck shop, to find it closed each time. Accordingly, 0 diet cokes drunk. Pretty. Bloody. Rude.

1/5/12

Andrea Gibson - Trellis

I wish I could write poetry like this. I wish I had any form of real talent. Anything. A hobby that isn’t just colouring in. I need a niche, I am unremarkable. 

4/4/12

(laudawson)

best weekend ever in York with the one true noodle. 

26/3/12
notreallyscared:

What idiots. Very excited to go to York this weekend though.

we are a hot couple soooo.

notreallyscared:

What idiots. Very excited to go to York this weekend though.

we are a hot couple soooo.

19/3/12